Monday, March 8, 2010
The Inside Of My Knee Hurts
TRAINING COURSE FOR MEN
EDUCATIONAL OBJECTIVE:
Allowing men to develop this part of the brain whose existence ignored.
PROGRAM: 4 modules, of which 1 is required.
Module 1 (required course)
* Learning to live without their mother (200 hours).
* 'My wife's not my mother "(35 hours).
* understand that football is nothing more than a sport, get out of the World is not death (500 hours).
Module 2: 'Life in couples'
* Having children without becoming jealous (50 hours) ..
* Overcoming syndrome membership on the remote control (55 hours).
* Do not piss off the toilet (100 hours): Practical exercises on video.
* Understand that the shoes do not go alone to the closet (80 hours).
* How to get the laundry basket without getting lost (50 hours).
* How to survive a cold without dying (50 hours).
Module 3: 'Leisure'
* Iron in two stages a shirt in less than two hours (practical exercises).
* Digest free beer burp while setting the table (practical exercises).
Module 4: 'Cookery Course'
Level 1 (beginners): 'The appliances'
ON = ON OFF = OFF
Level 2 (advanced): 'My first instant soup without burning the pan'
Practical exercises: Boil the water before adding the pasta.
INTENSIVE:
For reasons of difficulty and understanding of the issues, the courses have a maximum of 8 students.
ITEM 1: 'Clothes': From the washer to the cabinet, that mysterious process.
ITEM 2: 'The risk of filling the ice bucket and transported to the cooler' Demonstration with slide holder.
ITEM 3: 'scientific demonstration, cooking and DO NOT throw trash cause impotence or quadriplegia 'labs.
ITEM 4: 'The roll of toilet paper "toilet paper," created by the toilet? (Exhibitions on the theme of 'spontaneous generation').
ITEM 5: 'Why did not need to shake the sheets issued after intestinal gas' reflection exercises as a couple.
ITEM 6: 'The men who lead, if lost, can request information without running the risk of being powerless? " Testimonials
ITEM 7: 'Fundamental differences between the laundry basket and soil'
ITEM 8: 'The man in seat Passenger 'Is it generally may not speak or shake convulsively as she leads and / or park?.
ITEM 9: "The cup of breakfast: single coat to the sink?" Exercises led by David Copperfield
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